Currently...

Listening: Behind the Bastards podcast

Playing: Solitaire

Reading: Nothin right now

Watching: Doctor Who

Favorites

Colors: Orange, red, off-black

Foods: Cooked salmon, biscuits and gravy

Drinks: Earl grey tea, fizzy orange juice

Weather: Chilly and overcast

I am heroic couplets; most precise
And fond of order. Planned and structured. Nice.
I know, of course, just what I want; I know,
As well, what I will do to make it so.
This doesn't mean that I attempt to shun
Excitement, entertainment, pleasure, fun;
But they must keep their place, like all the rest;
They might be good, but ordered life is best.
What Poetry Form Are You?
What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.
I taste like Tea.

I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain.

What Flavour Are You?
I'm a Cuban Tree Frog!

Believed to have been brought to America as stow-aways on banana boats, Cuban Tree Frogs are the largest tree frogs in North America. They are notorious for cannibalism...if there are other species of frogs in the tank, or even specimens of the same species, they have been known to feast on their neighbors!

What kind of Frog are you?

I am gorgonzola!
A medieval-style mace spinning to the right A medieval-style mace spinning to the right

ABOUT ME

As you've probably read from the homepage-- my name is Mason! I'm 18, and I use he/him pronouns; I'm not too big on labels but I broadly identify as transmasc, queer, bi, and/or greyace. Undiagnosed neurodivergent (source: just trust me). I reside in the United States-- originally from the eastern south but going to school in the northeast. I'd consider myself an artist, dabbling in different mediums as I get the chance, but my favorites are painting, drawing, and printmaking. In terms of crafting I mostly sew, though I don't like to use a machine. I find hand sewing very satisfying & relaxing, so mostly I'm mending and modifying clothes rather than making garments. I also write, mostly poetry, and I love music-- though only as a listener rather than a creator.

Visuals? Is that something that matters? I'm white, I have short dark brown hair (light brown naturally but I dye it black)... I'm on T and have been for about 2 years now, though I have very non-hairy genes so my body hair is relatively thin. I'm around 5'3 and a bit stout, usually wearing black and dark colors, jeans with a wallet chain, graphic tee, and boots.

My friends say I'm compassionate and thoughtful and funny (though most of my humor consists of bad wordplay and references to internet posts)... I'm leftist with anarchist leanings, I believe in social & economic equality & equity, anti-colonialism, revolutionary change, and so on. All that good shit. I consider myself agnostic with athiest leanings although I come from a Christian family.

I care about the free & personal web, which is why I'm here on Neocities in the first place. I'm always open to messages through email or socials or whatever (links to that stuff is on my 'links' page) if you have questions or just wanna chat :]

Oh, and if you ever wondered-- my site/username comes from an old sona which was a guy made of radioactive (gamma radiation) slime (goop)... fun fact, I have serious sensory issues around slime irl, I just keep the name around because it's too much effort to change + I like the alliteration

INTERESTS

  • Music:

    My most frequented genres are new wave, post-punk, riot grrrl, punk, folk, and assorted indie/alternative (though those last two genre labels mean like almost nothing at this point)...

    My favorite bands/artists (in no particular order) include Talking Heads, Sufjan Stevens, Against Me!, Left at London, They Might Be Giants, Joy Division, Dead Kennedys, My Chemical Romance, Nana Grizol, Vienna Teng, and so on. I'm always interested in expanding my music knowledge & taste, so if you have any recommendations, send them my way!

    Featured song I like!

    The Ocean - Against Me!

  • Games: Night in the Woods, OFF, and The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe, Disco Elysium, Slay the Spire, Balatro, Minecraft, Undertale & Deltarune, Who's Lila?, Stardew Valley, Slime Rancher, and others
  • Shows: Doctor Who (particularly 9 and 10!), Bojack Horseman, Gravity Falls, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bob's Burgers, and others. I don't really watch a lot of movies
  • Books/Comics: I don't really have any favorite books, I tend to read nonfiction which is harder to pick faves from imo... though in terms of fiction I really like the Scott Pilgrim comics
  • Other Media: I watch a lot of YouTube in my free time... favorite channels include Strange Aeons, Drew Gooden, Shaun, Hbomberguy, Hivemind, Northernlion, Therm, and I have a long-term on and off interest in Hermitcraft (though I don't like to engage in its fandom...)
  • General Things: Alternative subculture, politics, sociology, DIY ethics... also bats, dragons, unicorns, cats, werewolves, cowboy, gothic, and medieval aesthetics